READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?
okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
Robert Downey Jr and Exton Downey - Vanity Fair Behind the Scenes
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF